Drunken Admiral

tuesday morning i accompanied my grandma to jb,
i told her i'll meet my friend in the afternoon,
as usual grandma ask me a lotta question!

grandma: is a he or she?
kev: is a she, her name is audrey!
grandma: how u go to find her?
kev: cab, probably
gm: she has car or not? what u guys plan to do? she is your gf is it? and blablabla......
kev: no, she is not my gf.
gm: i give u 100 bucks, goto have fun with ur gf!
kev( (-: )：nothing to say!

5pm tuesday
kev: hello!
audrey: where are u?
kev: damn, i KO cause i'm damn tired! sorry!
audrey:...........

wednesday
after one month holiday, i finally met audrey in zon ( JB duty free zone ),
this place rocks man,
it's like a paradaise city for me!
ciggy, alcohol and etc.
we went to a lounge called Gabbana,
and had our dinner there,
the alcohol here is so cheap,
one bucket of budweizer is just 32bahts.
so, we started drinking since 730pm.

after finished our dinner,
we went to bought ciggy and audrey told me we are tourist,
we don't give TWO fucks to what people think,
she said is TWO fucks, not a fuck!

ok, whatever!
we went to another club, dolce.
yes, we went to D & G.
we had some tequila, long island, blue margarita, hoegaarden beer, and a tower of carlsberg!
yes, we are alcoholic but as audrey said,
we don't give two fucks cause it's so cheap.

i started to love jb more,
i used to think the only thing which is nice in jb is kuey tiao kia!

but,
my cousin called me around 1am and told me my grandma was very worry,
she force him to fetch me now!
what the hell,
the night is still young and i just felt tipsy,
this is the best moment in the night but i have to go home now!

after came out from the club,
we went to the kuay tiao kia shop nearby audrey's house and had our supper there!
this is the best shit on earth after drinking!
clubbing in kl will be perfect if they sell kuay tiao kia there!

tonight is a little bit potong steam but overall it's still an awesome night for me!
i was so happy i can see audrey here because she is one of my best friend in college!
we started drinking since 7.30pm and ended at 1.20am which is around 6hours!
we had kuay tiao kia for our supper!
we finish two pack of marlboro in 6 hours!
we spent lest than 200!
i love jb!